Me

ASSSSSSSSSS you know, I am Isabella, this is my face. Sorry to be so pose-y. 

I’m no good at this, so I think the best way for you to know a little bit more about me if you want to by reading this 30 facts from an old 30 day challenge :)

Write 30 interesting facts about yourself

 What?! I don’t know what people classify as interesting. I’ll give it a go.

1. I have a dog named Frodo
2. I can touch type because I took a touch typing course when I was 11
3. I talk in films. I’d hate to watch films with me because I hate people who talk in films. It’s especially bad when I watch any of the Harry Potters or Lord of the Rings.
4. I keep every book I buy, even the crap ones
5. I’ve had Guitar Hero for a year but I’m still on medium 
6. It is one of my life goals to meet My Chemical Romance
7. I’m bad at painting nails so I usually only paint my left hand
8. I have got my lip stuck - like properly, blood everywhere stuck - in my brace on two occassions; once when I tripped and face planted in a game of extreme noughts and crosses and the other time when we were having sleeping bag races with the sleeping bags on our heads and I ran with my arms by my side and a boy lay in the way that I didn’t see and I face planted again
9. I won a poetry competition when I was 8 for my poem called Rain
10. I basically fancy anything with a penis and a pulse - I see the good in everyone!
11. I get a new pair of pyjamas for Christmas Eve every year
12. I cry over the fact I’m an only child all the time. I also cry during The Return of the King non stop.
13. I recite quotes to my friend Daniella and shout ‘NAME THAT QUOTE!’ all the time and she never does.
14. I learnt French for 2 years and I can’t speak a word of it
15. I used to be so scared of people my friends used to have to pay for things in shops for me
16. I always do absolutely everything to avoid homework (like right now)
17. I’d like to think I’m a Gryffindor, but in reality I’m probably a Hufflepuff
18. My mother has had cancer 3 times and has just been diagnosed again
19. I want to see the Northern Lights before I die because of the programme with Joanna Lumley
20. My room is like, my favourite place in the world. It’s cooler than I am.
21. I hate shopping - unless it’s Waterstones or Paperchase
22. I’ve been a vegetarian for almost 4 years 
23. I’m scared of the dark
24. I’m scared I’ll never know what I want to do in life
25. My dad always tells me to shut up when I start talking about Harry Potter D:
26. I still play with lego
27. I want to see South America on a motorbike like Ernesto Guevara did
28. People used to throw things at me and one day I turned around and threw an orange at a girl’s head and then she chased me around the school and I mashed another orange into her hair and she never bothered me again
29. I’m in my own Golden Trio! With my friends Kassie and Becky. Kas is Harry, the strength and the leader, Becky is the brains, and I’m Ron the idiot, the heart!
30. I went to an all girl school for 5 years and after leaving it recently I’ve noticed what a bitch I am.

There were 30 interesting facts about me. Yay me.